Boys are inately gross!

I don't know what it is about boys...they must be born with some genetic anomaly that allows them to at any given moment be completely and utterly disgusting about bodily functions! This morning as I was sitting reading my magazine of gossip, (a woman's genetic anomaly) the conversation I over heard from Hunter and Jack was this...Hunter says, "wait, wait for it," as he tries his hardest to squeeze out any bit of gas he might have in him...Jack giggling, says, "can you help me figure out what I had for lunch today"...Hunter pipes in "how are we suppose to do that"...Jack then replies, "here smell my fart!" they both laugh out loud as I yell at them to quit being so rude and disgusting...The dialogue that they so happily recited was of course straight out of a movie they frequently watch called Little Giants. A movie for kids about football with of course your standard stereotypical boy behaviour built into it! They are now wrestling on the ground, Hunter finally wound up enough passes his gas...Jack pops up in disgust for a brief moment over the odour and then proceeds to place his nose right up Hunters butt for a second sniff...they are both laughing hysterically and all I can say is, "you two are GROSS!" This of course is my life! Boys are gross and it never ends...EVER!